Funny Quotes for 4th July. It's Independence Day in the USA.

It’s Independence Day in the USA. A country that inspires and motivates so may to succeed and shoot for the stars. The leader in producing so much startup talent, ideas and creativity. We mixed up some of the funniestquotes about the country that is celebrating its birthday today.

1. "Ninety-eight per cent of American homes have TV sets - which means the people in the other two per cent have to generate their own sex and violence." -- Franklin P. Jones

2. "Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It's the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them." -- Lily Tomlin
3. "America is a large friendly dog in a small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair." -- Arnold Joseph Toynbee
4. "It was wonderful to find America, but it would have been more wonderful to miss it." -- Mark Twain
5. "I do feel more myself in America. I can regress there, and they have roller coaster parks." -- Alan Rickman
6. "The youth of America is their oldest tradition. It has been going on now for three hundred years." -- Oscar Wilde
7. "When you're born, you get a ticket to the freak show. When you're born in America, you get a front row seat." -- George Carlin (We reckon this would make a great motivational poster..)
8. "Christopher Columbus, as everyone knows, is honoured by posterity because he was the last to discover America." -- James Joyce
9. "If our Founding Fathers wanted us to care about the rest of the world, they wouldn't have declared their independence from it." -- Stephen Colbert
10. "In America, anyone can become President. That’s the problem." -- George Carlin
11. "America is a vast conspiracy to make you happy." -- John Updike
12. "I like American women. They do things sexually Russian girls never dream of doing - like showering." -- Yakov Smirnoff (Just don’t tell Putin)
13. "Everyone has a right to a university degree in America, even if it's in Hamburger Technology." -- Clive James
14. "It was decided almost two hundred years ago that English should be the language spoken in the United States. It is not known, however, why this decision has not been carried out." -- George Mikes
15. "In America, sex is an obsession; in other parts of the world, it's a fact." -- Marlene Dietrich
16. "I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread." -- Bill Cosby
17. "Organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year and spends very little on office supplies." -- Woody Allen
18. "Football combines the two worst things about America: it is violence punctuated by committee meetings." -- George Will
19. "Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn't block traffic." -- Dan Rather
20. "In America you can say anything you want, as long as it doesn't have any effect." -- Paul Goodman

We hope you have you have an inspiring and motivational day. We're just wondering which quote would make the best motivational startup poster?

 

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