33 Amazing Quotes from Breaking Bad




Quite possibly the best TV drama ever produced, Breaking Bad was littered with incredible quotes and dialogue, some inspirational, many moving.

1. "We’re done when I say we’re done." – Walter White
2. "Stay out of my territory" – Walter White
3. "I have spent my whole life scared, frightened of things that could happen, might happen, might not happen, 50-years I spent like that. Finding myself awake at three in the morning. But you know what? Ever since my diagnosis, I sleep just fine. What I came to realize is that fear, that’s the worst of it. That’s the real enemy. So, get up, get out in the real world and you kick that bastard as hard you can right in the teeth." – Walter White
4. "FU**CK YOU BOGDAN! AND YOUR EYEBROWS!" – Walter White
5. "Yeah, Mr. White! Yeah, science!" – Jesse Pinkman
6. "What the hell is wrong with you? We're a family!" – Walter White
7. "Yo, Gatorade me, bitch" – Jesse Pinkman
8. "When you have children, you always have family. They will always be your priority, your responsibility. And a man, a man provides. And he does it even when he’s not appreciated or respected or even loved. He simply bears up and he does it. Because he’s a man." – Gus Fring

9. “I fucked Ted.” – Skyler White

Sweet and to the point, Skyler nails Walter. Maybe that would make a cool motivational poster?

10. "I've still got things left to do." – Walter White
11. "I watched Jane die. I was there. And I watched her die. I watched her overdose and choke to death. I could have saved her. But I didn't." – Walter White ”
12. "They’re minerals, Marie! Jesus!" – Hank Schrader
13. "Everyone sounds like Meryl Streep with a gun to their head." – Mike Ehrmantraut
14. "Send him to Belize? I'll send YOU to Belize" – Walter White
15. "Keys, scumbag. It’s the universal symbol for keys." – Mike Ehrmantraut
16. "Just because you shot Jesse James, don’t make you Jesse James." – Mike Ehrmantraut
17. “This kicks like a mule with its balls wrapped in duct tape!” – Tuco Salamanaca
18. "Since when do vegans eat fried chicken?" – Hank Schrader
19. "Sitting around, smoking marijuana, eating Cheetos and masturbating do not constitute ‘plans.’” – Walter White
20. "I told you Skyler, I warned you for a solid year: You cross me, and there will be consequences." – Walter White
21. “You are not the guy. You’re not capable of being the guy. I had a guy, but now I don’t. You are not the guy.” – Mike Ehrmantraut
22. "This is my own private domicile and I will not be harassed…bitch!" – Jesse Pinkman
23. “Look, let’s start with some tough love. You two suck at peddling meth. Period.” – Saul Goodman
24. "Jesse, you asked me if I was in the meth business or the money business. Neither. I'm in the empire business." – Walter White
25. "Walt …I want my kids back. I want my life back. Please tell me…how much is enough? How big does this pile have to be?" – Skyler White
26. "All right, $16,000 laundered at 75 cents on the dollar, minus my fee, which is 17%, comes out to $9,960. Congratulations, you've just left your family a second hand Subaru." – Saul Goodman
27. "You're never going to see Hank again. He crossed me! You think about that! Family or no. You let that sink in." – Walter White
28. "Shut the fuck up. Let me die in Peace. – Mike Ehrmantraut
29. "You're the smartest guy I ever met, and you're too stupid to see he made up his mind 10 minutes ago." – Hank Schrader
30. "I did it for me. I liked it. I was good at it. And I was really… I was alive" – Walter White
31. Yeah Bitch! Magnets – Jesse Pinkman
32. “If you try to interfere, this becomes a much simpler matter. I will kill your wife. I will kill your son. I will kill your infant daughter.” – Gus Fring ”
33. “You clearly don’t know who you’re talking to, so let me clue you in. I am not in danger, Skyler. I am the danger. A guy opens his door and gets shot, and you think that of me? No! I am the one who knocks!” – Walter White

And now we await the up and coming 'Better Call Saul' for some more motivational quotes.